four eyes and fabulous

So my entire life I've been blessed with the unfortunate gift of perfect vision. To glasses-wearers, this is not so unfortunate. But oh! How envy you four eyes. You don't need any excuse to sport an extremely versatile accessory. Recently I have become so obsessed with classic thick-rimmed eyeglasses that it's rather sickening, especially considering I really can't sport a pair of my own. Would glasses with non-magnified lenses be totally lame?

I'm obsessed with beautiful girls in glasses, because they manage to take a quintessentially dorky item and make it gorgeous.
Since I'm obsessed with both hot boys and glasses, hot boys in glasses makes me doubly obsessed.
Yeah, ok, I'm even obsessed with little hipster girls in glasses, because they look cooler than I do.
Possible options for fake glasses?

pictures Urban Outfitters, Skullset, Cobrasnake, Pere Hilton